Plot/Conflict: The students of Stoneybrook Middle School (SMS) can participate in a program named Teachers of Tomorrow (TOT) that allows them to teach a class for 3 days of one week (Monday, Wednesday, and Friday). Kristy gets a gym class, which would normally be ideal, if it wasn't for that Cary Retlin--some dude who does what any other middle school kid would do given a position of authority, goof off. Kristy is NOT okay with this, as she intends to use her teaching time as a means of showing her gym coach how to be a better coach. Mallory, a sixth grader, is assigned to an 8th grade English class. Crying ensues.
Introduction of Characters: Kristy introduces the characters by going through each one and naming what subject they'd be best at teaching, whilst giving general character traits necessary at the beginning of each BSC novel.
Featured Characters: Kristy & Mallory. A sprinkling of Claudia (and her horrific spelling) and Mary Anne
Babysitting Story: Vanessa Pike becomes obsessed with teaching and forces her siblings to be a part of her class. She is a tyrant. And a brat. Someone slap her.
90's References: "I loaded a tape into the boom box. Sam had lent it to me when he came home the night before. It was called Jock Jam, and it had only high-powered, super-energizing music on it." -- Kristy. That about says it all, doesn't it?
Quotes: Kristy describing Claudia, "Claudia's class would have to be art. She lives and breathes it. She even looks like art. I'm not kidding. Today she was wearing a long-sleeved white T-shirt on which she'd painted a bald man's head from a side view. All the lines were sharp, not natural at all. his nose was purple, his eyes were orange, and his skin was green. Jagged yellow lines like lightning bolts sizzled around his head." Srsly, who came up with this stuff?





Grade: C+ or B (depending on how you look at it)
