I'm Mean

So we had some sales reps come in to sell us some spa stuff.  They totally hit the jackpot because they got us right as Dr. S was out of the office and the rest of us were just catching up on things while he was gone.

There was a guy and a girl.  The girl was small, petite, just the kind of girl you'd expect to be selling you spa stuff.  The guy was... pretty.  His hair had more gel in it than... a tube of gel.  But yeah, he was very pretty.  Too pretty.

Then, after the door shut when they left, I said, "Wow, that guy should be in a Hollister ad.  Who did he think he was?"  And then I saw the door open and shut.  So... either he hadn't left yet and I totally was a bitch just then, or I said it at just the right time.  I'm assuming the former--and now I can't help but feel bad, despite the fact that I know I will never see that guy ever again in my life (most likely).

But seriously.  Who did he think he was?